Hot or Not Beauty

Everyone probaby has their own translation of what equals HOT. These couples are hot because they look good. At least they think they look good. Someone thinks they look good. Hot because the paparazzi chases them. Hot because they get way too much press. Hot because they’re rich. Or at least they appear to be rich. Or maybe they really are hot.

Let me preface this list by saying that this numerical order means absolutely nothing! As a matter of fact this list probably means absolute nothing. But here we go.
1. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.
Their wedding was a bigger deal than the fairy tale wedding of Prince Charles and Diana. So I guess being rich and good looking and having a cute baby can catapult them into the HOT category. But, I’m trying to figure out why they’re really a HOT couple. When Tom was with Penelope they were simmering, but not HOT. And when Katie was with….Wait, who was she with?

2. Beyonce’ and Jay Z
She’s hot on several counts. She looks good. She can sing. She’s got a heavenly body. She’s rich. She’s in a box office hit. She’s on a slew of magazine covers this month. And Jay Z? Hmmm. I guess he’s hot because he’s rich. His money is all over the place. Basketball, clothing, music, vodka. I suppose he’ll be breeding race horses next. And of course, he’s got Beyonce’. As he said, “Got the hottest chick in the game wearing my chain.”

3. Britney and K Fed
Oh, they’re hot because they’re so trashy. Well, Britney’s rich and she shows her underwear or lack of underwear. Plus her outerwear is just hideous. She’s out partying with Paris Hilton raising eyebrows about their “relationship.” That’s hot gossip. Kevin’s a wannbe rich boy. The paparazzi LOVES these two. Probably loves them more apart than they do together.

4. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt
Well, these two sum it all up. They look good. Angelina looks great on the red carpet, on a photo shoot or on the African country side. Brad is as handsome as ever. They are rich. They make great press. They love kids. They seem to be true humanitarians. Thumbs down for hurting Jennifer though. Pretty darn hot.

Last but certainly not least…
5. Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz
J.T., the NSYNC boy who brought Sexy Back is all grown up with an older woman who claims she’s not the marrying kind. He’s not my cup of coffee when it comes to looks, but my daughters seem to think he’s pretty hot. (This I say as I say as I sat and screamed at all the NSYNC concerts with them…) Cameron Diaz cleans up quite well and has that charming bubbly thing going on. So it appears that they seem to cover all the bases for HOT.

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